PickleQueenOfNinjas

According to a height chart found on this website (www.disabled-world.com)
Romano is taller than Spain by at least an inch. You have no idea how happy i was to learn this.

Okay, so earlier today, me, my dad, brother, and my brother's friend were going to see the new penguin's of Madagascar movie, and on the way home we got into a weird debate of some sort, and then my dad said to my brother "You dumkopf." (I hope I spelled that right...) And the only thing that came to mind...was Germany and Italy. By the time I stopped laughing, I realized nothing. So, yeah, bye!

As you can see, I have just finished reading howl's moving castle, and I just watched the movie. One of my few favourite incomplete spamano fanfics has not been updated, and so I'm bored. To fix this predicament, I have decided to have a hetalia reader-insert fic marathon! As well as a crack pairing spree. Which has proven to be quite fun! For example, I have found pairings like:


(These are just the most notable ones.)

·Russia/Belgium (there needs to be more of this.)
·Netherlands/Liechtenstein (it's actually pretty cute.)
·Romano/Liechtenstein (no comment, mostly because I forgot.)
·Romano/Seychelles (I'm not sure if this is Canon or crack.)
·America/Romano (which I quite like, thank you very much.)
·France/Estonia (you'd be surprised at just how awesome this ship actually is.)


So yeah. And now for a list of pairing I like, Canon and crack:

#SpaMano/RomaSpa (ESPECIALLY Romaspa.)

#USUK/UKUS (don't underestimate England. Former pirates are formidable semes.)

#CanPru/PruCan (because Canada is an extremely sexy seme.)

#France-Estonia/Estonia-France (because even France needs his uke moments.)

#AusHun/HunAus (IT'S CANON. We must not let the hetero pairings go extinct.)

#GerIta/ItaGer (can you honestly say that Italy hasn't topped Germany once, ever?)

#Amerimano/Romerica (*spontaneous nosebleed*)

#Ameripan (I have yet to find a story with seme!Japan.)

#GiriPan (they go together like cats and catnip.)

#AsaKiku (the otaku and the tsundere, a beauty and the beast parody that really should be written.)

#SuFin/FinSu (it's sort of Canon, and I love it when Sweden's all shy and awkwardly cute with Finland~!)

#DenNor/NorDen (like you didn't see that coming.)

#PruMano/RomaPru (it works, trust me.)

#Canada & Ukraine (it's historically Canon.)

#Belarus & Lithuania (they're adorable, in a weird sadistic-masochistic kind of way.)

I may add more later on, I'm done for now.

On to my reader-insert and crack pairing spree!!

I just completed a super long journal entry, only to have my kindle glitch and DELETE THE WHOLE GODDAMN THING. I seriously hate technology sometimes...

Copied this from YenBeilschmidt. (I really hope I spelled that right...)


1. Do you sleep in your bra?

      Not usually, only when I forget to take it off. And seriously, that is kinda personal dude.

2. Do you sleep with socks on?

       Yes.

3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?

      Depends. Who am I sleeping with? (That sounds so wrong...) 

4. Do you enjoy drama?

      Yep!

5. Are you a girly-girl?

      Sorta.

6. Who was the last person you hugged?

       My mom and dad.

8. Are you short?

        I'm 5"1', so yeah.

9. Do you like somebody?

       I DID like someone...not anymore. 

10. Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?

       Don't have one.

11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?

     Depends, how dirty are we talking? (That sounds wrong as well...)

12. Do you think you're alone sometimes?

       Sometimes.

13. Do you dress up on Halloween?

       Yep! That's the best part!!! 

14. Are you double jointed?

         Nope.

15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?

          Airport.

16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?

          Nope.

17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?

          Not that I know of...?

18. Do you call anybody by their last name?

         Nope! Only my stuffed animals!

19. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?

         Any that are interested and clearly have nothing better to do 

20. Check those that apply:
[] I do wear make up. 
[x]I have cried in a movie theater. 
[] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[] I think Johnny Depp is sexy. 
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal. 
[ ] I like rap. 
[] I like techno. 
[x] I like country.
[x] I carry a purse. 
[x] I'd be lost without my computer. 
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD. 
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD. 
[x] I get bored watching football. 
[] I've never been called a spoiled brat. 


21. What color is your bra that you're wearing?

     I'm in my pajamas you nosy pervert!! *sics Belarus on the question, the question dies a horrible death.*

22. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys/girls?

      Dark haired until hetalia, now I like both. (Curse you European characters and your cuteness!!!)

23. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?

       I'm getting over it...

24. What's one thing guys can do to make you like them?

        They must make me laugh when I can't make myself laugh, and they either have to have seen hetalia and like it or they must watch it with me and like it, it would also be nice if they could help me with math...

25. Do you have a best friend?

         I dunno...

26. Have you ever had your heart broken?

      Yeah...

27. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?

       Nope.

28. Do you like your life?

        Yep!

29. WHERE DID YOU GO?

         To a portal to all anime crossover universe's via my friend's fold-out-couch.

30. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boy/girlfriend from you?

         Nope.

31. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?

        Yep! Screw swimsuits!! 

32. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?

        I guess?

33. How long have you had a Facebook?

        Don't have one.

34. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?

       Nope, but I did hit one with a book!!

35. What are your biggest fears?

        Spiders, bees, wasps, snakes, needles, and sometimes heights.

36. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?

       Yes...

37. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? 

       Not that I can recall.

38. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater?"

        Depends on their record. And even then it's still up for debate.

39. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?

         Yep!

40. Do you ever wish you were famous?

          Sometimes.

41. Are you currently missing someone? 

          Nope, not really.

42. Cowboy or Gangster?

         Mafia thanks to South Italy

43. Preppy or Punk?

         I'm mostly a sloppy dresser.

44. Face or Body?

          Depends

45. Good cook or take you out a lot?

          I can only really make pasta.

46. Sweet or sexy?

          Sweet :] (save sexy for fan fiction.)

47. Armani or Abercrombie?

           ???

48. Contacts or glasses?

          Glasses.

49. Have you ever had sex in RL?

           I'm gonna pretend I know what that means and say no.

50. Have you ever thought you'd marry someone you dated?

           Sometimes. I blame sappy fanatics.